Non-Event – Please DON’T Join Us
November 3
PLEASE DON’T JOIN US
FOR
Darcy Marie Burke’s Re-Election to
The Elsinore Valley Municipal Water District Board of Directors
NON-EVENT
FUNDRAISER
NOT TO BE HELD ON ANY DATE, TIME, OR LOCATION
Donating will guarantee you an undisturbed night of NOT having to attend this event as well as the satisfaction of knowing that your financial contributions support protecting public health, ensuring a safe and reliable water supply, and advocating for reasonable and affordable water rates.
Enjoy this Non-Event Fundraiser and by Not attending you will avoid paying for:
- $125: To fill-up your gas tank to get to there.
- $150: For a Babysitter.
- $250: For dinner afterwards because the appetizers didn’t fill you up
- $500: Two tickets to a another boring, speech-filled fundraiser.
- $1,000: For the make-up date night, you will have to schedule for your spouse or significant other as compensation for bringing them to another fundraiser.
$2,025: The amount Darcy just saved you by not throwing a typical, run-of-the-mill, boring fundraiser.
$ ___________ Your self-determined ticket price to the “Burke For Water 2026 Non-Event Event!
Purchase your Nonexistent Ticket
BY MAIL
Complete the contribution form and mail it with your check payable to:
Burke for Water Board Committee 2026
Committee ID # 1412061
31566 Railroad Canyon Road, Suite 2 – PMB 1405
Canyon Lake, CA 92587
Paid for by Burke for Water Board Committee 2026 Committee ID # 1412061
-OR- PURCHASE ONLINE
Please complete the required fields and submit the form. You will then be routed to PayPal to complete your payment transaction.